The slow traffic keep right convoy

[ledfoot]

If you're on your way to the reunion this year and you see a couple black, menacing looking tow rigs closing in on you...Stay out of the way. Thats right people. Them yankees are gonna convoy on down "Cannon Ball" and "Smokey and the Bandit" style. Rolling at neck-break speeds with total disrespect for gas mileage, "bridge can be icy" signs or mailboxes. I'm even gonna have my lawn mower, running in the back of the truck so I can use more gas. If ya feel like you got what it takes to fall in line, all are welcome. We could use a couple rides running blocker too. Gators got a couple get out of jail cards and I got some cash, donuts and a C.B. radio. Throw all common sense out the window and come with us on Thursday, Oct. 9th. Who's with got the guts?

[SvoTy]

Didn't even say anything about the big book of harassing quotes that you carry around with you.

Or do you have a LED screen rather than a flip book this year????


Ty

[ledfoot]

Got the book and a P.A. system. Thanks for reminding me Ty.

[DRAGPAK]

Dont for get your police scanners !!!

[Gator]

Drive fast...take chances <--- Yankee convoy theme

Hold up.

Police scanner ? what fer ? we know they are gonna be behind us.

[High Roller]

Just keep an eye out for that "gator on the zipper a half mile past the pickle park." See ya'll there.

[Pat_in_L.A.]

To quote the Blues Brothers

"We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses!"

"#1-Ma’am would it make you feel any better if you knew that what we’re asking Matt here to do is a holy thing?
#2-You see we’re on a mission from God."

"(1)Godd**n! I haven’t been pulled over in six months! I bet those cops have got SCMODS.
(2)SCMODS?
1)State County Municipal Offender Data System."

"Oh, no. The motor, it’s thrown a rod.
–Is that serious?
–Yup."

"…Rollin, rollin, rollin, Raw Hide!!!…."

"How much for the little girl? The women, how much for the women? Your women, I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters. Sell them to me. Sell me your childrens!"

"1) This car has got alot of pick up. 2)It’s got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant. It’s got cop tyres, cop suspension, cop shocks. It’s a model made before Catalitic Convertors, so it will run good on regular gas. What do you say? Is it the new B**** Mobile or what?
(Pause)
2) Fix the cigarette lighter."

"1: What kind of music do you usually have here?
2: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western"

"The light was yellow, sir."

"1:You got us into this parking lot pal, now you get us out
2:You want out of this parking lot….OK"

"Our Lady Of Blessed Acceleration, don’t fail me now!"

"1:Are you the Police?
2:No we’re musicians"

[svobud]

Who's with got the guts?

guts or nuts? or is it lack of common sense?

P.S. if you get stopped, mention my name.

[SVO4PWR2]

P.S. if you get stopped, mention my name.

Sorry Sir, by the way do you know Bud Mor...

OK Put Your Hands Where I Can See Them Or I WILL TAZER YOU!!!
That F'er BANNED ME!

-RICH-

[Gator]

guts or nuts? or is it lack of common sense?.

In short: Yes

P.S. if you get stopped, mention my name.

The Bronze keeps us from being proud.

[ledfoot]

I'll paint "Chuck Norris on board" on the tailgate and shouldn't have any problems. Because you don't pull Chuck Norris over...

[SVORob]

I'll paint "Chuck Norris on board" on the tailgate and shouldn't have any problems. Because you don't pull Chuck Norris over...

Or better yet "Fall Guy" on Gators the tail gate

[johnbasler]

Or better yet "Fall Guy" on Gators the tail gate

what does Lee Majors have to do with it?

[Gator]

what does Lee Majors have to do with it?

I've been seen with Farrah.

[Pat_in_L.A.]

I've been seen with Farrah.

... after which she promptly fired her bodyguards.