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  • #16
    You obviously haven't been cursed with the obsession of golf.

    Each set of clubs should come with a disclaimer on the side of the box like a pack of cigarettes:

    "Use with caution, may be hazardous to relationships, job or sanity"

    Mr Webster's definition of GAY
    Main Entry: gay
    Pronunciation: 'gA
    Function: adjective
    Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French gai
    1 a : happily excited : MERRY b : keenly alive and exuberant : having or inducing high spirits
    2 a : BRIGHT, LIVELY <gay sunny meadows> b : brilliant in color
    3 : given to social pleasures; also : LICENTIOUS

    Golf has been called alot of things, GAY ain't one of them!
    A man stands tallest when he stoops to help a child.

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    • #17
      I was really just kidding. I don't know what comes over me sometimes.

      Don't know how many times my Dad said to me growing up, "you were doing just fine then you had to go and run your mouth".

      I'll let you guys use me for target practice on the driving range for 5 minutes. Can I move within a 10' circle and stand at 300 yards?
      -James Price- '84 SVO 9W leather, SVO #124

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